"Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings."
"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
"Snakes. Why'd it hafta be snakes?"
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"You know what they call a - a - a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?"
- "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
- "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f--k a Quarter Pounder is."
- "Then what do they call it?"
- "They call it a 'Royale' with cheese."
- "A 'Royale' with cheese!...What do they call a Big Mac?"
- "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'"
- "'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a 'Whopper'?"
- "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."
"Houston - we have a problem."
"Shaken, not stirred."
"Goooood morning, Vietnam!"
"Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four million year old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery."
"Kid - the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia."
oh, ich habe wirklich nur die genommen, die ich kenne.