G3Hello? ... Ah...I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? ... Oh-ho, that's much better...yeah...huh...yes. ... Fine, I can hear you now Dmitri. ... Clear and plain and coming throug fine. ... Good. ... Well, it's good that you're fine and...and I'm fine. ... I agree with you, it's great to be fine. ... A-ha-ha-ha-ha. ... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. ... The BOMB, Dmitri. ... The HYDROGEN bomb! ... Well, now, what happened is...ah...one of our base commanders, he had a sort of...well, he went a little funny in the head. You know...just a little...funny and, ah...he went and did a silly thing. ... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes...to attack you country. ... Ah...well, let me finish, Dmitri. ... Let me finish, Dmitri. ... Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it?!? ... Can you IMAGINE how I feel about it, Dmitri? ... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say 'Hello'? ... OF COURSE I like to speak to you! OF COURSE I like to say 'Hello'! ... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. ... It's a FRIENDLY call. Of course it's a friendly call. ... Listen, if it wasn't friendly...you probably wouldn't have even got it. ... They will NOT reach their targets for at least another hour. ... I am...I am positive, Dmitri. ... Listen, I've been over all this with your ambassador. It is not a trick. ... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes. ... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then...I'd say that, ah...well, ah...we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri. ... I know they're our boys. ... Alright, well, listen now. Who should we call? ... WHO should we call, Dmitri? The...wha-whe...the people...you, sorry, you faded away there. ... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. ... Where is that, Dmitri? ... In Omsk. ... Right. ... Yes. ... Oh, you'll call them first, will you? ... Uh-huh. ... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri? ... Whe-ah, what? ... I see. Just ask for Omsk information. ... Ah-ah-eh-um-hm...I'm sorry to, Dmitri. ... I'm very sorry. ... ALRIGHT, you're sorrier than I am, but I am sorry as well. ... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are. ... So we're both sorry, alright? ... Alright.
